KFC is making a dating sim where you romance a sexy Colonel Sanders

Posted September 11, 2019

In an absolutely bizarre turn of events, a Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) dating simulator has popped up on Steam being published by KFC themselves.

The game is titled “I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator”.  All finger licking jokes aside, the game appears to be a Japanese-inspired dating simulator where the player attempts to befriend and date the famous chicken salesman / mascot in his younger years. I never thought of Colonel Sanders as a sex symbol, maybe this game will make me change my mind.

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator takes place in a culinary school where you and The Colonel are both students. The game will feature a diverse cast of characters, cooking battles, game-changing decisions, and the chance to date Colonel Sanders, of course.

“From the same people who brought you the bucket of chicken, comes the world’s first Colonel Sanders dating simulator.”

“Do you have what it takes to survive culinary school? Will Colonel Sanders choose you to be his business partner? Or maybe even so much more? Find out in the most finger lickin’ good dating simulator ever created—a game that KFC actually made.”

If you’re still in shock from this very real announcement, then get ready for the next bombshell. I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator is set to arrive this month on September 24. So it won’t be too long before you start licking your fingers and possibly licking some other delectable treats.

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